Got this from Joelle.  Been a while since I done a meme.  Oh well, a little light reading…

1. Many people mistake me for an extrovert.  I do display many extrovertial qualities.  But for the most part, it’s to hide the fact that I’m more of an introvert at heart.  It sounds kinda dumb, but it’s true.

2. I… like… big… BUTTS and I cannot lie!  Well, maybe not as big as dude was singing about, but I do prefer having some actual meat on the ass to having a waif-like bony ass.  Especially if she’s got actual boobs to go with it.  I call it the Sneeze Test.  It goes like this: if a given woman being rated were to sit on my face (you know, for whatever reason), and I were to suddenly sneeze, if she would be thrown into the wall across the room, she fails the Sneeze Test.

3. My favourite foods are Italian and Chinese (the Chinese especially if it comes from a good buffet).  Oh, and pizza.  And chicken wings.  Yeah yeah, I know, the foods I like are no good for me.

4. Large crowds of people make me uncomfortable.  It’s the noise, actually.  I have a hard time shutting off all the conversations going on around me, so my brain ends up trying to listen to like 30 different conversations at once.  The cacophony is enough to drive me bonkers.

5. I’m a big procrastinator.  When I like doing something, I can dive right in and finish it up in record time.  When I don’t like doing something, the lengths that I’ll go to to avoid doing it are quite astounding.

6. I fully believe in intelligent extraterrestrial life.  Given the scope of the Universe, it’s ludicrous to think otherwise.  I’m also convinced that such life is visiting Earth, and has been for quite some time.  Although I’ve never seen a star craft up close, I have had a couple of situations where I’ve seen things in the sky that I completely could not explain otherwise.  And not all of the many, many stories out there (including quite a number told to me personally by people I know) can be made up.

7. I love classical music, perhaps as much as any other type of music that I love (I grew up in the 80’s Rock era).  My mind races and swings and dances along with the music.

8. I much prefer living in a smaller town than a large city.  It might be somewhat related to #4 above.  All the noise and busy-ness and anonymity of a large town bugs me.  Mind you, I don’t want to live in a one-horse town, either.  I live where I live now.  30,000 people.  Excellent size.

you think you know a guy ...

An introvert pretending to be extrovert to hide being and introvert (talk about irony), that prefers the relations of a small community over the anonymity of a large city. Man, youz a closet extrovert!

Sneeze test?!  That’s just messed up.  You sneeze in that position and you might want to be checking for other things wrong there.  Of course, she might like a couple well timed sneezes (Ah..AH..CHOOooo - ooOOOOoo).