They have spam (not unwanted email, but rather the canned “meat"), but do they have diet spam or spam lite?  You know, for when someone says to themselves, “Boy, I sure could go for a spam sammich, but I really don’t need all those calories.”

If infamous is a way of saying “really famous”, why isn’t inflammable a way of saying “really flammable”?

Why do steroid junky workout freaks wear the tiniest Speedos when doing a pose down, and make their shrunken genitalia (you know, from taking all those steroids) so much more obvious to the crowd?

The perceived devoutness of a religious fundamentalist is inversely proportional to how open-minded they are.  And yet, some of the views they hold took a great deal of imagination to come up with.  I cannot figure out if rigid religious conviction requires imagination or eschews it.  Anyway, my point is, religious fundamentalists are assholes, that’s what I’m driving at.

LOL.

I was reading through the entry, formulating a response to each quandry, when I came to the final thought.  And there I lost contact will all my previous thoughts!  Thanks for the laugh!.

With that out of the way, and after rereading the entry, the answers are:
1) Because it isn’t
2) Because they can (thanks to the steroids)
3) Because they actually don’t (have an imagination), it’s provided for them.

You are SO right about inflammable. WTF?!

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