Just watched a little bit of the movie Ultraviolet.  I learned a few things from watching it for a half hour:

1) With a bad plot, it doesn’t matter how much money you throw at a movie, you can’t prevent it from sucking ass.

2) Regardless of how bad a movie sucks, you throw the right money at the computer graphics, it’ll have some kick ass chase scenes.

3) I would give my left nut to be Milla Jovovich’s ass slave.

And you will notice, each of those three points has the word “ass” in them.  Make of that what you will.

Er ... you have an “ass” fetish?

+10pts for managing to work “ass” into each point regardless ...

I know I’ve watched Ultraviolet.  I remember Milla Jovovich in it.  Oddly, I do not remember what the movie was about though.  Oh well, according to your first 1/2 hour summation I didn’t forget much.  Just so long as I recall Milla in it.