| Deltus: Hit me with some foul language, people! |
| Deltus: I'll start off: motherfucker!! |
| Deltus: Duck!! |
| Deltus: Oh, sorry, wrong find of foul... |
| cornfed: Quail! |
| Deltus: Robin Redbreast! |
| cornfed: Cockatoo! |
| Deltus: Swivel-hipped double-breasted bed thrasher! |
| cornfed: Pink lipped screaming spread eagle. |
| cornfed: Happy Easter! |
| Deltus: And to you. |
| Deltus: Game consoles like the Wii are weird to surf the Internet on. |
| cornfed: Especially those tricky gestures when hitting the porn sites. |
| Deltus: How does the computer interpret, say, a rapid and repeated up and down motion as? |
| Deltus: Who's prettier than me? |
| Deltus: Okay then, who's *almost* as pretty as me? |
| cornfed: That would leave everyone else. |
| Kathy: *poop* |
| Deltus: *sniff* That's some quality poop there, Kathy. |
| cornfed: Brown noser. Oh, just got to close, eh? |
| Deltus: You can barely help yourself, with Kathy's high quality dung. |
| Deltus: Now, I Twitter. I caved. |
| tj: hooray! what's your screenname? |
| Deltus: On Twitter? ItchScratching. |
| Deltus: I am he as you are he as she is me and we are all in an orgy. |